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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Gossip Damn You, Jolie!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Tue, May 30 at 11:24 AM

I am so SICK of Angelina Jolie! She does everything she can to thwart gossip whores (like ourselves), and is largely successful. For example? Keeping her baby confined in her vagina until the Memorial Day weekend, when SHE KNOWS no one will be paying attention! And what’s the baby supposed to do during all that time? Work Sudoku puzzles??
Then when we’re winding up to call her the biggest bitch homewrecker EVER, she goes and donates 315,000 smackers to Namibian hospitals to “help others in need”. WHATEVER! You still broke Jennifer Aniston’s heart, you philanthropic trollop! And if I were a Namibian, I’d tell you to donate your money… up your ass!

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What?! she had the baby? I mean, I knew it was coming but she NEVER talked about it.

After a little bit of research, I've learned that she's trading her baby in for one from Ethiopia.

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