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Monday, July 17, 2006

Sports Chimp Fu!

Posted by Lance Chess on Mon, Jul 17 at 10:27 AM

Okay so it’s karate. Big deal. It’s still the best shit you’ve seen all day…

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Shit! I think I missed my chance to make a Ralph Macchio joke here a' la Karate Chimp. Damn.

Monkeys are so funny! I laughed so hard tears were streaming down my face.

Chimpanzees are apes like you. Not monkeys but monkeys are funny too.

Chimpanzees are apes (like you) NOT monkeys but monkeys are funny too.

oops! didn't think that 1st one posted. It must be my ape-fingers on this shitty keyboard.

Nice one, Three

It takes dedication to rock a mullet when you've lost all your hair on top. Karate Master dedication.

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