Could someone please read that 50,000 word essay on why we suck, and boil it down for me? I couldn't make it through the first paragraph.

I wish I wasn't circumsized so I could strech my foreskin out real far, wrap it around that author's head, and suffocate him.

This is all you need to know, Steve: "Mr. Mercury, if you want to be the cock of the walk you better start talking straight talk."

"Writing anonymously or pseudonymously is a good thing. Anonymous sources are a good thing." That statement is so insipid and pusillanimous it makes me want to claw my own eyes out so I never have to read it again. You want to know why no one here is taking your confused whining seriously, "KtS" and "salaud"? It's because you’re merely vomiting back oversimplified terms from Sociology 101 or a Zinn anthology, and--even worse--you’re doing it from behind an online alias, bunkered down in an enclave of similarly over reactionary and cowardly simpletons. Go outside, talk to someone who’s not in your Wannabe Revolutionaries Club, and widen your horizons--then perhaps the next time a sex act is implied, you won’t feel the need to start screeching like a 90-year-old schoolmarm.

I heard hep eats babies and creates hardware firewalls from their bones which she cannot digest in her 9 stomachs

Fuck the Mercury! Dissenting opinions and different lifestyles should be illegal! We should burn down their paper boxes and firebomb their offices! While listening to Rage Against the Machine on our iPods! Fuck freedom of speech! I hate everybody except the ghost of Che Guevara! I secretly eat takeout from Carl's Jr. while watching America's Got Talent. Wait. No I don't! Fuck parody and its "constitutional protections"! Fuck fun!

Oh!...and fuck me too! I meant to sign off that last post with a pseudonym. Specifically "Indymedia Poultry Inspection Authority"

Where do you want it

"if you want to be the cock of the walk you better start talking straight talk."

Holy shit! That nearly rivals the Hallowed Hagar Harangue, "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time."

Bravo, Salaud. You're the next Gary Cherone.

It would appear that the parody nature of the image was lost on them. You would think a giant star that says "AMERICA: LIKE IT... OR LOVE IT!" would be an obvious enough indicator that the image was meant with a sarcastic tone rather then a sultry one. From now on I promise only to run covers of people in hemp clothing protesting various instruments of oppression.

Erik's right. It's like they gave Howard Zinn a bear hug and shoveled all the alphabet soup they squeezed out of him onto the Indymedia website. The chicken & the egg analogy stinks too. I dislike a killjoy.

I don't know what the big deal is, sure seems like Amy Jenniges is enjoying taking it from Steven Humphrey. It looks consensual to me ?

I don't know what the big deal is, sure seems like Amy Jenniges is enjoying taking it from Steven Humphrey. It looks consensual to me ?

I really don't see what the problem is. It looks to me like Amy Jenniges is enjoying having Steven Humphrey up her ass. looks consenual to me ? Where's the beef ?