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Friday, August 25, 2006

Sports Chewbacca is the Best.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Fri, Aug 25 at 3:48 AM

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meessa jar jar binks is a-sexualsay but HUBBA HUBBASAY

stupid wookie. you can't strike out yoda. best leadoff batter ever.

I love that man-purse.

That's sissy talk.

Look at that haaaair! so siiilky. I wonder what kind of conditioner he uses.

"Meesa"? "Wookie"? "Yoda"? Is that an ancient Indo-Chinese dialec? Oh dear. Doesn't ANYONE speak ENGLISH around here?

'ello, you chap, do you know how to get to Alexandretta?

"Meesa"? "Wookie"? "Yoda"? Is that an ancient Indo-Chinese dialec? Oh dear. Doesn't ANYONE speak ENGLISH around here?

'ello, you chap, do you know how to get to Alexandretta?

Marcus... let's go. Marcus now!

There they are! It's Brody and Herr Jones! Shoot them! SHOOT THEM!

Oh dear... Indy, Indy wait for meeeee!

SHOOT THEM NOW! DUMKOFFS! Don't let them get away!

Sallah! Sallah, get Brody! He's dropping all his books! Sallah! The Nazis are right behind us!

Schnell! Schnell! Schnell!

Oh, dear! Thank you ever so much, Mr. Sallah! That's a book of startingly rare facts, most of them long since lost to antiquity! Er, what's that? Do you hear that? Dear! Indy, oh, Indy! Watch out!

Dr Jones, you didn't think you could get away from us that easy. Tut tut. TIE THEM DOWN. So Dr Jones, it will be a pleasure to watch you die. TAKE THEIR WEAPONS. Dr Jones, what do you think about... pain? Now, tell me, where is the Grail diary?

Hey Indy! You no worry! It's me, your best friend! I'm here to save you! Hey, mean-man! Back off! Indy's not nuts! He's crazy!

It's with my dad and he's halfway to CAIRO by now. You don't have a chance, Golstalzstein.

Indy? Oh, Indy?

Not NOW, Marcus.

SHUT HERR BRODY UP NOW!

Oh dear me, unhand me, you ruffians. Indy, remember the... (Brody is gagged by the Nazis)

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