Dearest Reader,
I present you with my argument that the above image is the single greatest tattoo ever.

- It’s the small details that count. The lighter in the Dolphin’s flipper-hand, the tear in the recliner and that gentle waft of smoke that is coming from the blow hole, which is totally what would happen if a Dolphin smoked the Chronic!
- Notice how the Dolphin has a tattoo. A bad tattoo with it’s own bad tattoo!! It’s so meta!
- “Oh man, that Dolphin is totally baked!”
- It’s permanent.