And now… a BLUSTERY STORM 2006 weather update from the Mercury Severe Weather Desk/Station……
This just in from the KGW severe weather desk/station……

A new storm bringing high winds and heavy rain began moving into the Oregon Coast and the Portland area Wednesday.

Apparently, God—if there is one—got very angry about my previous BLUSTERY STORM 2006 severe weather updates… primarily because I blamed Him for knocking over my garbage can… because a very blustery storm indeed is headed toward us, even as I type this. If you know what’s good for you, put your garbage can lids on tight, and perhaps store it in your garage. Because God is really pissed right now, and there’s no telling what He might do.

Stay tuned for more BLUSTERY STORM 2006 updates from the Mercury Severe Weather Desk/Station!

Satellite imagery of the storm currently over Portland. Courtesy: Mercury Doppler Radar Machine.