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This is a Blustery Storm 2006 Update from the Mercury Weather Desk………
Blustery Storm 2006 claimed another victim last night when it senselessly ripped this tree out of the ground and threw it across my street—making me go FOUR BLOCKS OUT OF MY WAY in order to get to work this morning.
In related news, there is no God. And if there is one, he is both cruel and unjust.
Stay tuned for more Blustery Storm 2006 Updates from the Mercury Weather Desk!!
No trees came crashing down last night at my place. We have 2 acres with over 60 over 100-foot furs. However, my wife had us and our kids sleep in the basement. Last Christmas eve at around 11:00 pm, a fur from our neighbor’s house came crashing down and destroyed our deck. Are children were waiting for Santa Clause. But still do I see my wife's fear to be unreasonable. God is forgiving and just, just do not listen to right wing Christian wackos, for Christ was put to terrible death for being too LIBERAL!
I wish a full-length fox fur would come crashing down on me.
I love to roll around in my fur too, even though everyone who sees me in it thinks it makes me look like a hagged out troll. What do they know! Who cares if animals had to be anally electrocuted for it! Who cares if they were scared. All that matters is my right to make and disply profit profit profit from their dead little bodies. Yes, I like to wear fur and to sell it to gauche barflies who think it makes them look glamorous. Yes. Fur and cigarettes. What could be more glamorous than that!
Can you see this. Do not hesitate to choose. Look
I'm glad we dropped that $800,000 on that Doplar Radar System for Steve's House. Best money we have ever spent. I disagree go to http://www.apartments.waw.pl/
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I'm glad we dropped that $800,000 on that Doplar Radar System for Steve's House. Best money we have ever spent.