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Friday, November 17, 2006

Sports Dancing Fake Irish Girls

Posted by Ezra Caraeff on Fri, Nov 17 at 8:30 AM

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Tonight, the Blazers play those once great, now not so good, Boston Celtics. I’m going to do my best to highlight certain elements of each team the Red & Black play this year, so I present you with the Celtics Dancers.

A little PG-13 rated booty-shaking is not uncommon in all major sports (except baseball), yet the Celtics (who have been around since 1946) held out on the T&A until this year. No word if there has been a peak in attendance due to the dancing skills of these ladies in green, but I’m sure ex-Blazer Sebastian Telfair loves them all. If you want to find out more about Emily, pictured above, you can read her rambling “diary” right here. Or just take a handful of Ambien, it’s the same result.

Comments

Ezra, you are just plain funny. "or just take a handful of Ambien", I am not going to read about her after that. But you have a good sense of humor, thanks for the laugh, I do not get very many during my day.

Maybe she's not a full-blooded Irish, but I can see to it she has a little Irish in her.... heh wink wink nudge nudge. (swills beer, scratches self)

If you think Emily's is good you should check out the Blazer's dancers blog. It makes Emily look like Dave fucking Eggers.

I hate to say it, but her so-called "diary" ain't half bad. Better than what you'd expect from a cheerleader.

Can you see this. Do not hesitate to choose. Look

Hi guys its me again. Can you look

Please do not hesitate to choose. This

I must win this battle. You should help

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