Good news for Blazers fans. The man who is like Cancer (with Cornrows) to the team, Darius Miles, will miss the entire season due to knee surgery. Hooray!

Bad news for Z-Bo. Zach Randolph, who has suddenly become one the best players in the entire NBA, is getting sued for a cool mil by the woman who accused him of doing some very bad things to her in a hotel room.

Tonight the Blazers travel to Minnesota to play Eddie Griffin and The Timberwolves. In March, Griffin got into a traffic accident while driving drunk AND masturbating to a DVD porno that was playing in his car. Oops.