Here at the Mercury Sound Labs™ we were able to get our paws on the hot new leak from Jay-Z’s Kingdom Come, about 8 days before it hits the streets. And speaking of “the streets,” Jay-Z has not been anywhere near them in a long time, and it shows. Beware the major Chris Martin (Coldplay, Mr Gwyneth Paltrow) cameo and the mention of MySpace…wait, what? This is Jay-Z, right?

Listen to “Beach Chair” here.

But since Jay-Z evidentially doesn’t check MySpace, I guess I’ll never be in his Top 8. Bummer.