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Friday, November 17, 2006

Gossip Note to Santa: I WANT THIS

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Fri, Nov 17 at 9:01 AM

What piece of free schwag were all the celebs (and especially LINDSAY LOHAN) fighting for backstage at the recent World Music Awards?
THE FISH ‘N’ FLUSH.

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That’s right. Actual fish swimming around in your toilet (just like they do in the Willamette River. Ba-dum-DUM!). According to the Fish ‘n’ Flush site, here are some further reasons to purchase a toilet fishbowl.

Why Choose Fish ‘n Flush?

“¢ Maximize Space
“¢ Entertainment
“¢ Excitement
“¢ Easy to Install
“¢ Easy to Maintain
“¢ Motivation for Potty Training

Ah. Now I see why Lindsay wanted it so bad. Ba-dum-DUM!

Comments

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