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Tuesday, November 14, 2006
Portland Pimp My Weiner
Posted by on Tue, Nov 14 at 9:35 AM
Hey Everybody! The Oscar Meyer Weinermobile was parked in the KATU parking lot this morning (and all the employees could do was complain about how it was blocking their cars in). As you will notice, the driver of the Weinermobile is black, and he has a white woman assistant—so that means that everyone over at Indymedia can just CALM DOWN because the Weinermobile is ethnically diverse. The weinermobile staff is also VERY generous when it comes to doling out the weiner whistles, but the really surprising thing is how the inside of the Weinermobile is totally pimped out. I’m telling you, if I were that driver, I would be scoring so much ass, it wouldn’t even be funny. Play on, Oscar Meyer Playa—play on.
Comments
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From wikipedia:
"The most recent version of the Wienermobile, built in 2004, has been updated to include a voice activated GPS Navigational System, an audio center with a wireless microphone, and a horn that plays the Wiener Jingle in 21 different genres from Cajun to Rap to Bossa Nova according to American Eats. There are 6 Wienermobiles in existence."