A coincidence? Immediately after reading this filthy post by Torrid Joe at Loaded Orygun—in which he’s lambasted by a sex-hating commentor—I stumbled across this headline in a news feed.

Best. Political. Headline. Ever.

“Campaign Nears Climax As Polls Tighten”

In Atlanta, they know how to get people to vote.

Runners up:
“Bumpy Ride Ends Tonight … But Where?”
And this one, which isn’t particularly political
“The Carrier Intrepid Runs Aground In Hudson’s Muddy Bottom”