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Thursday, November 16, 2006

Gossip Your Daily “Ew.”

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Thu, Nov 16 at 2:55 PM

If you’re interested in MIKE TYSON becoming your own personal stud“¦ well”¦ read on.

It’s your lucky day, ladies… Former boxer Mike Tyson has a great new gig: He has agreed to be a male escort at legendary Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss’ new legalized brothel (for female clients). Fleiss has bought 60 acres of land in Nevada and construction is scheduled to begin on “Heidi’s Stud Farm.” She apparently has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world, despite the teensy fact that he’s a convicted rapist. Heidi says, “I told him, “˜You’re going to be my big stallion.’ “It’s every man’s fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson.” Tyson adds, “I don’t care what any man says, it’s every man’s dream to please every woman — and get paid for it.”

If the contents of your stomach are still in place”¦ discuss.

Tip o’ the ear to Amy Kate!

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Uh...I can see how that will go down. "Mr. Tyson! Ouch! You're nibbilng my ear a little too hard!"

Posted by Louise | November 16, 2006 3:15 PM

I don't know what's scarier - the thought that anyone would want to *pay* to have sex with Mike Tyson, or Heidi Fleiss's plastic surgery...

Posted by Aaron V. | November 17, 2006 1:56 AM

I would pay to have him kiss my ass? Just so I can say that Mike Tyson kissed my ass.

Posted by Zaki | November 17, 2006 9:18 AM

Well, Tyson claims he has a HUGE penis, somewhere around 11 inches and thick. He's even said most women cannot handle his penis.

And there are plenty of women (and men) who think of Tyson when they get horny.. He's got the bod, the fame, the reputation.. Horny desperate peeps love that shit.

Posted by Do n Dudes | November 18, 2006 2:51 PM

That pix of Heidi would make me believe she's taken Tyson's alleged 11" orally way too often.

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