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Thursday, December 28, 2006
Mercury A Call to Arms from Dan Savage
Posted by on Thu, Dec 28 at 1:11 PM
You’ve been reading Savage Love for years, right? And it’s fairly safe to say that you are a better sexual partner because of the information Dan Savage provides on a weekly basis, yes? And if that’s fair to say, then you should have no problem rushing to Dan’s side in HIS TIME OF NEED.
A website in Dan’s hometown of Seattle is currently hosting an online poll to find out which is more popular on Capitol Hill: “SQUIRRELS” or Dan’s blog at the Stranger, “SLOG.” Now, nobody wants to be beaten by a fucking squirrel, so please go HERE and VOTE for SLOG NOW!
“But I don’t know anything about SLOG,” I hear you whine. Look. You know and I know that a baby-eating pedophile with tuberculosis is preferable to a fucking squirrel, so for the love of God, VOTE. It’ll take you two seconds, and it will make Dan Savage happy. IT’S THE LEAST YOU CAN DO AFTER HIS YEARS OF PUBLIC SERVICE.
“Squirrels: Probably behind 9/11.”
Comments
Wow, Dan Savage will do absolutely anything to win this vote. Remind you of anybody -- Karl Rove, maybe? And who speaks for the squirrels? Nobody. Support the underdog (undersquirrel?).
VOTE SQUIRREL!!
Squirrels are thrifty, acrobatic,and eat a vegan diet. The choice is clear.
You omitted a small bit of information... I think you meant "A useless website read by practically nobody in Dan's hometown of Seattle is currently hosting an entirely pointless online poll nobody would even know about had it not been mentioned in Slog."
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I do not like squirrels. They run around on my home's roof and make me worried they will get inside the eaves. But when I tried to vote for SLOG using your link, it says "Poll not available, Unauthorized poll code use, please contact site administrator". Wassup with that?