Holy crap! President Bush has declared Oregon to be a major disaster zone! Shit! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

The declaration opens up federal money for areas in the state affected by November’s floods and landslides. Which happened at the beginning of November. Two months ago. Which shows just how much the Bush Administration has learned about expediency from the Katrina Hurricane.

At any rate, this means one thing and one thing only: Let’s get to looting!