Ousted dictator Saddam Hussein will be hanging from a noose no later than Saturday, says Iraqi judge. Ahh. Then allllllll of our troubles will be over”¦

Ear-bitin’ boxer Mike Tyson was arrested early this morning for DUI and possession of cocaine. Does this mean Rocky VII isn’t going to happen??

Oregon’s most wily identity thief is finally brought to justice. I don’t about you, but that fake nose and moustache totally fooled me.

Chinese snakes can predict earthquakes with head-banging. In a related story, heavy metal fans use the same method at a Slayer concert to predict “AWESOME”!

Hollywood rests easy today after learning that brother/sister actors Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal narrowly escape a late night hotel blaze. No, Jake was not in his underwear.