Pitchfork has released their massive list of “The 100 Best Songs of 2006” (complete with mp3s and videos), and to the surprise of perhaps only themselves, listed Justin Timberlake’s “My Love” as the #1 best song of the year. This apologizing for liking Justin Timberlake horse-poop has got to stop. If anybody is still hanging on to their weak-ass preconceptions of JT’s boy-band days, they deserve the boring and ignorant hell-hole in which they currently reside.
Speaking of lists, be sure to check out this week’s Mercury for a turd-ton of top tens supplied by Portland’s moviest and shakiest (however, if they didn’t include JT in their top ten they should be ignored. I’M SERIOUS. Because that means they are pretentious pricks.)
ALSO! While one can argue about certain choices that Pitchfork made (JT not being one of them), I think we can all agree that placing THE BLOW (#55) right behind that British loudmouth skank LILY ALLEN (#54) is a stroke of heresy. Can someone please tell me what everyone sees in her lame-o Paris Hilton-esque reggae pop? And those clunky sneakers paired with party dresses have GOT TO GO!

AND ANOTHER THING”¦ Okay, I’ve run out of things to complain about.