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Friday, December 29, 2006

Mercury Merkury Kaption Korner!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Fri, Dec 29 at 1:12 PM

In our comment section below, supply a HEE-LARIOUS caption for this sad, and kind of disturbing photo. (NOTE: Any comment about Mercury news reporter Matt Davis is OFF LIMITS, and any attempt to make a joke about the size of his ass will be immediately expunged.)

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Comments

The PDC estimates this kid ways -20 lbs.

Sorry, that should have been "weighs," but I dropped my typing stick

Those kids look delicious.

Scott Moore takes his kids for a Super-Sizer in the hopes of fulfilling their dream to be more like Scott's male colleague whose name rhymes with Flat Cravis.

(heh)

Mom, will you pull my fingoor

Yeah right! My future kids will eat nothing but celery and ice.

Even the Michelin Man's kids have to eat.

Uh, not funny. The kid obviously is on some kid of steroids for ashtma or a related malady, much like my son is. I wouldn't take my son to McDonald's mind you, but I wouldn't make fun of him on a blog, either.

Meant to say "some KIND of steroids"

Uhhh… funny. Just because you have a kid with "ashtma" doesn't mean you should be a buzz kill to everyone else in the world. Unless of course, you meant your comment as a caption for the photo. Then you're hilarious.

I vaguely remember reading, when this pic first started floating around, that the kid is a wrestler- some kind of Russian sumo or something.

Captions, people, CAPTIONS! What, does this entire city have ADD?

No, but I have OCD.

me too!

"That dress? No, it doesn't make your ass look big."

"Take that, Osama!"

I believe McDonald's was founded by a carniverous race of space aliens. In a few more decades they are coming back to harvest humanity.

It's the Hispanic Marshmallow Child of Doom, eating all the mcdonalds in the world while wearing a sweet ass hat and jersey!
he is asking
"can I get 5 buckets of fries, 11 mcribs and one of those dispensers of Hi-C to wash it down? NOW MOM, NOW!

1. Are you gonna eat that?
2. I said get in mah belly!
3. You have 5 seconds to re-fill my tray or you will feel the wrath of 2 quarter pounders, a jumbo fry, and a large diet Coke. Yeah, that's right, I went there.

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