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How many times have you said to yourself, “I really wish I had a wife around, so I could listen to her NAG, NAG, NAG”? Well, YOU ARE IN LUCK. You don’t have to be married to hear the myriad of complaints women have about their men—just click over to TRUE WIFE CONFESSIONS, where you can read over 1300 confessions regarding lazy, fat, emotionally unavailable, cheating, no-good MEN. Such as this one”¦
Confession #1355I’m tired of your laziness, I’m tired of your insensitivity, I’m tired of trying to help you ‘get it’ and ‘get me’.
I have had one of the worst days of my life today, and what do you do, you come home from our dog being euthanized and fall asleep on the couch. You do not try to console me or comfort me..no sirreee Bob, you come home and you fall asleep.
I am tired of being a blip on the radar of your life. I’m tired of the charade of being the dutiful little pastors wife, just happy to be here. I’m tired.
I’m tired of being ignored, I’m tired of not being valued and I’m tired of living this lie.
I am going home for a week. I’m going to decide if I want to be married to you or not anymore. Right now buddy, the odds are not in your fucking favor.
Or this one”¦
Confession #1356You once told me that you’d love me, sex or no sex, kids or no kids. I gave you a son. Now leave me alone.
It’s like our own I, Anonymous—except without all the bitching about bike helmets!

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Whoever uses the phrase "no sirreee Bob" deserves a bitch slap.