More weirdness gleaned from the pages of Craigslist (that’s a bit like saying “more feathers gleaned from the recently killed duck I’m holding,” since Craigslist’s sole purpose, as far as I can see, is to supply weirdness to those looking for it, but still…):Hey, you! Want to know where all the NBA stars hang out after they’ve played the Blazers?

“I can tell you where and when the players go after the game I know which hotel they are at…. THE BENSON HOTEL 309 Southwest Broadway, Portland Oregon 97205. Also the players from the visiting team and some of the Blazers eat at the EL GUACHO resturant inside the hotel.

a.The Benson
b.El Gaucho
c.The Blazers

Thanks to Ezra for the heads-up. Apparently he glosses Craigslist regularly.