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Monday, December 11, 2006
Misc Survey Says…
Posted by on Mon, Dec 11 at 3:06 PM
I was just reading this, when question four stopped me in my tracks:
4. I like it when he smells like:A. Nothing 58.1%
B. A sweaty fireman 6.5%
C. Citrusy cologne 16%
D. Scotch 19.4%
A sweaty fireman!? First of all, it made me laugh really hard. Then it got me thinking—what the hell does a sweaty fireman smell like anyway? I don’t think it would smell very good. Are 6.5% of women saying they want their man to smell like burned Nomex, carbon dioxide, and charred kittens? That’s so not sexy! Am I missing something here?
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That's not even the funny part. Since 2/3 of a Portland firefighter's job is actually medical calls, a sweaty firefighter is more likely to smell like whatever the last obese shut-in smelled like as he lifted him or her onto the gurney...
...!!