Slog and Squirrels are still in a statistical dead heat, and Slog—via Dan Savage—is weirdly trying to throw the race by insisting Slog readers vote for squirrels.

We cannot stand for this. Squirrels are evil, and must be defeated. The squirrels of Capitol Hill, my Seattle home for seven years, are particularly evil. One used to taunt me from a tree outside my window. He threw a nut at my head once, the little bastard. Slog, on the other hand, has never thrown a nut at my head.

Vote SLOG! The polls close at 5 pm. Rumor has it you can vote again today, even if you voted yesterday.