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Thursday, January 25, 2007

Music As Long As That Bottle of Cabo Wabo is Not Empty, Sammy Hagar Does Not Care About This News

Posted by Ezra Caraeff on Thu, Jan 25 at 7:06 AM

Oh wow, like we never saw this coming. It turns out that after years of fucking with their rapidly aging fans, Van Halen is FINALLY reuniting with their 3rd best singer (everyone knows it’s Gary Cherone #1, Hagar #2) and esteemed author, Diamond David Lee Roth. Even more bizarre is that Eddie Van Halen’s 15-year-old kid, Wolfgang, is replacing original bassist Michael Anthony. No word yet on what instrument Valerie Bertinelli will be playing.

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3rd best singer? I will kill you...wait I won't have to...you'll choke on those words! 3rd best! grumble grumble
Van Halen just got abducted by the R&R Hall of Fame! That's almost as good as an Emmy!

3rd best? Really? What wrong with you? No, what's wrong? I'll help you. Let's talk.

Posted by lance chess | January 25, 2007 10:25 AM

What? No Mike Anthony? FUCK that. Well, I hope Wolfgang at least has a beard and a beer gut.

Posted by RT | January 25, 2007 11:58 AM

What?! No Michael Anthony? They had better at least have the Jack Daniels bass, or that shit isn't Halen.

Posted by Donnie | January 25, 2007 12:19 PM

Watch and cry! Diamond Dave rocks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r0giCsDios

Posted by a | January 25, 2007 2:53 PM

too bad we will miss out on this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPafbJqAb58

Posted by RT | January 25, 2007 3:27 PM

Ezra, 3rd best? C'mon that's just plain retarded.

Posted by chuey | January 26, 2007 9:37 AM

3rd best Sammy? your nuts Sammy was VH without him they gonna suck and now without Micheal forget it. VH is my all time fav band best with Sammy but its over guys time to give it up.

Posted by gary | January 26, 2007 8:42 PM

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