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Thursday, January 25, 2007

TV I Heart Ian Benardo!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Thu, Jan 25 at 10:15 AM

The American Idol audition process is nothing if not a mixed bag. More often than not, it’s a depressing exercise in humiliation for the contestants, and a worthless showcase of the judges’ lack of sympathy and humor.
That is, until IAN BENARDO came along!
While this show is fakier than Fakey McFakerson at the Celebrity Impersonator Convention in Vegas, at least the brilliant IAN BENARDO knows how to milk the system for every ounce of self-publicity—and I’m hooked! Screw everybody else, IAN BENARDO is MY American Idol.

Comments

I'm as bored as Simon with this wanna-be glamor queen.

I love him! He's William Hung with a built in publicity machine.

that piece of shit fur-wearer gives gays a bad name. he's a waste of space on an overpoplulated planet. idiotic, talentless, and self-absorbed.

Simon… is that you??

Yeah, Simon doesn't like fur either. I'm surprised he didn't mention it.

Hope some chinchilla gets ahold of that freak's dick and gnaws it off.

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