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Friday, January 12, 2007

Music It’s Corporate-Approved Pedophilia Friday!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Fri, Jan 12 at 9:28 AM

Yes, if it’s Friday, then that means it’s time once again for Blog Town’s regular feature, CORPORATE-APPROVED PEDOPHILIA FRIDAYS! This week, it’s former pop queen MANDY MOORE’S 1999 debut hit, CANDY, which I suppose is about oral sex? I dunno, YOU BE THE JUDGE!
(Safe for work… unless you are a male over the age of 35.)

Geez… for a 15-year-old, she REALLY likes candy.

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when she's sitting in the diner, what the hell is wrapped around her arm? is she gonna shoot up?!

Posted by z is for xylophone | January 12, 2007 10:12 AM

I'm going out on a limb here... but I think that 'song' doesn't age nearly as well as Jessica Simpson's early virgin-temptress material. Those are some DEEP liner notes, man.

Posted by TKrueg | January 12, 2007 10:52 AM

do you know her internet handle?

Posted by torridjoe | January 12, 2007 11:55 AM

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