This EMERGENCY meeting of the Justin Timberlake Appreciation Society will quickly come to order! Our first and only order of business? According to multiple sources, dreamy JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE and acne pocked gal pal CAMERON DIAZ are officially DUNZO. Says Perez Hilton, the twosome took the express train to Splitsville back in December, and it was Justin who did the dumping. Sources also told Star Magazine that Justin was seen partying alone and when asked about his former flame, he said, “Me and Cameron? We’re done”¦ the breakup is for keeps!”

Now. In order to avoid the same kind of panic those nerds caused when they were trying to buy their Wii video game machines, let’s all proceed in an orderly fashion to the Justin Timberlake website, form one long line, and beg for him to sleep with us.

ME FIRST!!! OUT OF MY WAY, BITCHES!!!