You know those moments when your heart leaps into your throat, and the world seems like it’s going to tip off its axis? Well, I just had that moment after reading this story from Us Weekly about K.Fed asking Lindsay Lohan out on a date!!! The tab reports that on December 22, K.Fed texted Lohan, suggesting, “We should hang out.” OMG! OMG! EWWW!! Did she accept?? Read on and find out for yourself!

As it turned out, the invite went over about as well as K-Fed’s debut album. “She was totally grossed out,”� a Lohan pal tells Us. Says another, “She thought it was hilarious.“�
However, Federline, didn’t appreciate Lohan’s “Why would I hang out with you?”� reply. He fired back, calling her a “firecrotch.”
Says the source, “She couldn’t believe he was so pathetic. She doesn’t want him using her to make Britney jealous.”�

Phew! For some reason, that really freaked me out! Look at my hands”¦ they’re SHAKING! Oh, Lindsay, don’t EVER scare us like that!