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Friday, January 5, 2007

News Mysterious “My Little Pony Gang” needs new recruits

Posted by Matt Davis on Fri, Jan 5 at 4:34 PM

Yesterday we showed up at the office to find this outside:ponydor.jpgToday, the sign’s hidden meaning comes to light. It turns out they are all over the city:313115-1.jpgI swear, if working here were any more exciting I would have to PISS MYSELF!313117.jpg

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Reportedly "#3 is still unaccounted for" (that's the one outside your office).

What did you do with it?

We just brought it in for safekeeping.

what do you think he did with it? he cut it's throat, hung it from a tree and bathed in it's blood...duh.

Ummm, not to burst your little bubble dipshits, but THAT'S A FUCKING MAGICAL UNICORN not a lame pony.


I'm so confused.


Ponies and unicorn's are two entirely different things, one is for eating and one is for pleasuring. But in the myspace world it seems to be some sort of trans-species monster!

Pshaw. My My Little Pony can beat up your My Little Pony.

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

Can I join this? Can I bring it to beaverton?

Would that require me to ghetto it down? Perhaps painting the pony with tempera and crayola paints instead of anything really fancy and DIY?

there is such thing as a unicorn my little pony. also, your little pony would totally eat manure. unfortunately, the ranch is a little far from the mercury, so the safty of our little friends was entirely left in the hands of you bloodthirsty animals. thank you for taking care of it. it is magical.

beaverton???!!! beaverton?!?!?! make sure they have an appropriate "ass-cot."

more shenannigans to come.

rarity

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