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Friday, January 26, 2007
Portland Portland’s realtors want your parents dead.
Posted by on Fri, Jan 26 at 10:44 AM
Reasons for people to move to Portland, from the Oregon Real Estate blog:
And there I was, thinking I preferred having my parents alive. I’m such an idiot…so naive!
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I'm 3. My mum and dad are 94.
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Jesus fucking Christ Matt, how old are you? And more importantly, how old are your parents? Your fucking PARENTS were in WWII? Those are some tenacious reproductive organs.