With the welcome (?) news of a Van Halen reunion, it’s time to look back on what was perhaps their brightest moment in an all-too-short career: the HOT FOR TEACHER video. For those who haven’t seen it in awhile, it’s not just a searing indictment of our educational system—and its lack of bikini-clad instructors—it also provides clear and unarguable proof that drummer ALEX VAN HALEN should never, EVER be allowed in a synchronized dance routine. Guys… C’MON! This video is going to be worshipped throughout eternity. Is it going to kill you to rehearse??