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Friday, February 9, 2007

Gossip Anna Nicole Conspiracy Theories!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Fri, Feb 9 at 10:18 AM

WELL, THAT DIDN’T TAKE LONG. Even though the coroner has yet to investigate why ANNA NICOLE SMITH mysteriously died yesterday, the internet is already crawling with crackpot conspiracy theories. The most prevalent one is that hubby HOWARD K. STERN did the evil deed, which might also explain—to their minds— why Anna’s son died of mysterious circumstances. According to Anna’s mom, Stern would be in the running to make a “killing” from the inheritance.
Meanwhile Access Hollywood is flaunting the more reasonable idea that Anna may have simply choked on her own vomit.
Me, I’m waiting for this afternoon’s coroner’s report… but until then…

Just because I have to, here’s Anna Nicole’s final foray into the world of acting; the trailer for ILLEGAL ALIENS where former wrestler CHYNA and Anna pop down from another planet to inform us that her “poopy hole hurts.” NOTE: I’m not making fun of Anna Nicole — I’m just trying to keep things in perspective.

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I keep wondering what else is going on in the world that is being pushed aside by our media's overhyping of ANS and Astronut. Did we invade a country lately? Assassinate a leader? Did Bush outlaw abortions?

Posted by dieselboi | February 9, 2007 11:13 AM

Good question! I'll check… Mmmmmmm. Nope. Nothing else is happening.

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey | February 9, 2007 12:14 PM

Erin Watada maybe?

Posted by Lotus | February 13, 2007 7:52 AM

Bean sprouts and vinegar cure Nemoidian Cygotosis. Try it out yourself. Then use the leftovers to make a wonderful dip!

Posted by Simon Reynolds | February 21, 2007 9:07 AM

"Big moe" (ANS BODY GUARD) that jack @ss gets on CNN larry king live and f*ckin lies threw his CROCKED @SS teeth. He killed ANS AND HER SON! YOU F*CKIN IDIOTS THINK ABOUT IT. The b*tch "Stern" paid "Big moe" to kill ANS AND HER SON! Big moe will be paid after stern cashs out on the jackpot MEGA MILLIONS FROM ANS. He aint the F*ckin babies dad.. he won't take the test because he is on the birth certificate OFF U.S. SOIL! So now HE F*CKIN CASHS OUT MILLIONS IF THE MASTER PLAN IS FULLY EXECUTED. Think about it!? P.S.

THE JUDGE IS A PIECE OF $HIT B*TCH TOO, HE SHOULD BE FIRED FOR BEING AN IDIOT!

Posted by Gino | February 25, 2007 12:40 AM

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