Trim-Spa Baby.

Best line of reportage, courtesy Fox News:

"Local streets were closed off to rush Smith to the hospital, three miles away. Paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken from the hotel.""

I thought she was dead already?

I'm pretty sure she was the biological mother of her son Daniel that died. He wasn't her stepson.

Daniel was her biological son, not her stepson. She was a big dope who got in over her head, and I hope she's at rest now.

Biological son, you're right! Sorry, read a confusing report. I'll fix it in the post, tout de suite!

Farewell America's Rose, you were a busty candle in the wind.

Poor thing - guess her silicone leaked out when Howard Stern squeezed them too hard!

To Michard Reeker:

America's Rose???

She was just some slut with $$ that didn't even know who the father of her offspring was.

Think you need a couple of courses in botany!

She was just another human
being with a poor upbringing
who didn't have enough courage to change. I am sure
that no matter what her life
was (rich and disorderly) Deep inside you cann't be happy.

She was just another human
being with a poor upbringing
who didn't have enough courage to change. I am sure
that no matter what her life
was (rich and disorderly) Deep inside you cann't be happy.

She was just another human
being with a poor upbringing
who didn't have enough courage to change. I am sure
that no matter what her life
was (rich and disorderly) Deep inside no one can be happy that way.

Maria pushes "post" too many times
then we must re-read her poems
that don't have any rhymes

ANNA NICOLE
In beauty and kindness, she was truly blessed
More often than not, put through life’s cruel test
Lost her son , her life she couldn’t recover
Couldn’t let her mourn alone, always they had to hover

People used and abused her, wouldn’t leave her alone
But when it came down to it, always on her own
One wealthy man, fell in love with the person she was
Tabloids and gossip were all the buzz

Maybe he was kind, and she loved him a lot
Don’t really think evil and greed were the plot
Everyone around, wanted all she could give
They made it so hard for her to live

Happiness doesn’t come to all that easy
They fed on her blood, so utterly sleazy
She had a new daughter, a light in her life
They fought over that, wanted to make her his wife

Did he love her, or need for much control
In her sons death, did he play a role
Did she die of an overdose, who played a part in that
Who would gain from her death is all the chat

A beautiful young troubled woman has lost her life
So many who knew her, in her back put a knife
Let’s pray for the family, and daughter she left behind
Let them live their life, can’t all be kind

They say she was on drugs, what does this matter now
Can’t they let her lie in piece, spare her loved ones some how
I shall mourn for her, a life so sadly lost
Money doesn’t matter now, she paid the ultimate cost!

By Dogs4donna