After a VERY short stint in a foreign rehabilitation facility last week — less than 24 hours — TMZ.com is claiming that Britney is heading back to rehab, right here in the good ol’ USA! WHOOOOOO! USA! USA! USA!
Nobody kicks the shit out of drinking and drug addictions like AMERICA (just ask George W. Bush)!
Good luck Britney, and stay tuned for updates!

PLUS! Here’s some truly frightning home video which ran on Fox News and depicts Anna Nicole Smith dressed as the creepiest clown I’ve ever seen. Even creepier? Her hubby Howard K. Stern repeatedly asking her if she’s “on a mushroom trip.” No, Howard… I’M ON THE MUSHROOM TRIP after seeing that video.

Thanks to Matt and Lance. SWEET DREAMS EVERYONE.