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Sunday, February 18, 2007

Film Breaking News: Ghost Rider Is Fucking Terrible.

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Sun, Feb 18 at 6:06 AM

Dear Denizens of Blogtown,

Listen, sorry about last week. I’m really kind of embarrassed about the whole thing. I’m not sure what I was thinking. Can we never mention it again?

I thank you for your understanding.

Yours Truly,

Erik Henriksen

P.S. How THE FUCK do you make a movie about a SKELETON who’s ON FIRE and rides a MOTORCYCLE (which is ALSO ON FIRE) and who uses a CHAIN for a WHIP and is pals with SAM ELLIOTT, who has an EXCELLENT MUSTACHE—how the FUCK do you take a concept like that and make it BORING? I’m talking to you, writer/director Mark Stephen Johnson. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCK THAT UP?

P.P.S. Okay, sorry. Emotions got away form me there for a second. Seriously, from here on out, we shall never speak of Ghost Rider again.

P.P.P.S. Mark Steven Johnson, you’re a dick. And you owe me $8.

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Comments

Mark Steven Johnson is the only one I could blame for the mess too, but I can't help being bedazzled by skull-themes and fire. As a gift to you, my disappointed friend, like a dishonored shogun, I hereby remove myself from consideration for reviewing any upcoming superhero superstar vehicles. I promise only to beg you for film shorts about obscure Werner Herzog documentaries that are at least two years old. On this, you have my word.

As further proof of my regret over Ghost -Gate, the next time Burger King has a cool promotion like Sneak King or Han Solo wrist watches, I pledge to take you out for a BK Big Fish and the $2 promotional item of you choice.

Sincerely,

Lance A. Chess

Posted by lance chess | February 18, 2007 9:19 AM

Hey Enricay! I hope it isn't illegal to post on your blog like this to find you but I can't find your email address anywere...I miss you and love Willie! That movie sounds terrible...

Posted by Libby | February 18, 2007 9:41 AM

Hey Enricay! I hope it isn't illegal to post on your blog like this to find you but I can't find your email address anywere...I miss you and love Willie! That movie sounds terrible...

Posted by Libby | February 18, 2007 9:42 AM

On the upside, there's still Serenity at Laurelhurst.

Posted by b!X | February 18, 2007 10:45 AM

alright, so ghost rider was week, you know the next Fantastic Four is totally going to rock, though

(NAAAAAAaaaught!)

Posted by cowboy_x | February 18, 2007 4:53 PM

Wow. I figured it would be at least as good as the upcoming hulk movie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWmHEF_PT8E

Posted by threebs | February 19, 2007 11:18 AM

Ha! Sucks to be you.

Posted by PDXJon | February 20, 2007 7:17 PM

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