According to Extra, plummeting pop starlet BRITNEY SPEARS checked into rehab today… for less than 24 hours before checking back out, according to TMZ.com. (HEY. It only took three weeks of therapy to drive the gay out of Rev. Ted Haggard, and Britney’s problems—getting poop-faced, forgetting panties— aren’t nearly as complicated.)
Extra says that Britney is currently at a rehabilitation facility in an undisclosed location, while TMZ just reported that the rehab is located outside the country, and she stayed less than a day before checking herself out again.
She probably realized the big difference between foreign rehabs and American ones; there they actually and cruelly make you STAY and deal with your problems, while the ones in the USA are more lenient and let you run out to get your Mercedes serviced, go to the grocery store, and drink booze with Paris Hilton. (Hi Lindsay! Hope you’re doing better!)

I love this photo for its classic Tinseltown paparazzi steez. Here, she actually looks like she’s worthy of attention!