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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Gossip Britney… Put DOWN the Umbrella!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Thu, Feb 22 at 3:11 PM

AUGGGHHHH! MOMMY, SHE’S LOOKING AT ME!

Here’s a bit of horror I forgot to mention in this morning’s post about Britney returning to rehab. It turns out the impetus for her return came about last night when she showed up at Kevin Federline’s house, and started beating up an SUV with an UMBRELLA!
Oh, sweet gossip. How I love you so! From ETonline…

A desperate Britney was photographed using an umbrella to hit a car outside the home where her ex, KEVIN FEDERLINE, is reportedly staying. The photos reveal a furious Britney, dressed in white shorts and a hooded sweatshirt, repeatedly striking an SUV with an umbrella.
After reportedly spending 45 minutes outside his residence, Britney’s mom picked her up and eventually brought her to the rehab facility.

Well, it’s not exactly John Cusack playing “In Your Eyes” on a boom box, but it’ll do.
AUUGHHH!
HERE SHE COMES AGAIN!! RUN!!!

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Comments

I think I figured it out. The GOP is paying Britney to take the media's focus away from, you know, 'stuff'. The umbrella was Rove's idea.

God, when will this nightmare end.

Posted by TKrueg | February 22, 2007 3:38 PM

Someone's been reading Idolator and not giving credit where it's due, tkrueg....

Posted by biter | February 22, 2007 3:52 PM

WHEN BRITNEY'S ATTACK!!

Posted by Blog Junkie | February 22, 2007 4:14 PM

Well Biter, I just laid eyes on Idolator for the first time and skanned through a couple of pages to find your reference. It's nice to be validated. Maybe this proves I have enough 'talent' to manage my own pop culture blog.

Coming up next on Obvious Celebrity Put-Downs: We'll make fun of Joan Rivers' plastic surgery! Har!

Posted by TKrueg | February 22, 2007 4:16 PM

you know, when k-fed is the one taking the high road, you are in a LOT of trouble.

Posted by Donnie | February 22, 2007 4:20 PM

Maybe her sanity was locked inside that car and she had to get it out... and doesn't have a AAA card. I can understand where she's coming from. Sometimes you've got to break the window...

Posted by crazy bitch | February 22, 2007 5:11 PM

Step 1: Britney kills self
Step 2: USA invades IRAN
Step 3: Media ignores Step 2

Posted by Andy | February 22, 2007 6:56 PM

Seriously, someone shows you this photo in 2002, and says this is Britney in five years. How suprised are you?

Posted by G. Zopezo | February 23, 2007 3:30 AM

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