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Friday, February 23, 2007

Gossip Britney Spears: Umbrella of Destruction!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Fri, Feb 23 at 11:41 AM

Okay, remember this picture?
scarybrit-ab.jpg

And this one?
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Well, you can read the story about Britney’s tirade with an umbrella — or you can watch the VIDEO of Britney’s tirade with an umbrella!
WARNING: This clip is NSFW for foul language and violence with a bumbershoot.
WARNING AGAIN: In certain parts the video is distressingly dark—which really adds to the “horror flick” vibe of this film. Okay… mentally prepare youself… and go ahead.

Question: 1) Why are all paparazzi foreign? It sounds like she’s in Istanbul.

Comments

Honestly, I think I'd do worse things to paparazzi if they hounded me at every turn.

She caned the paparazzi? Maybe she's not so bad after all. If she had just hit him with her fists it would suck, but caning has class.

"Honestly, I think I'd do worse things to paparazzi if they hounded me at every turn." I agree.

Even animals in a zoo get to lay down in peace and go to sleep at night. Give her a little space guys...geez.

id be willing to bet she gets to lay down in peace and go to sleep at night as well.... all in all, she went from being a sweet girl, to a psycho

and in a multi-million dollar mansion at that

piff who cares how rough she has it with the paparazzi, she knew what she was getting into when she became a pop star.

I've always thought Britney Spears was a huge joke, and I'm confounded by her past popularity, etc. At the same time it's possible that I can have compassion for her as a person...even if she's incredibly rich, etc. If you don't understand what I'm saying you're probably unlikely to get it anyway. I also realize that there are way better things to worry about than Britney's haircut, rehab merry go round and lack of panties.

That's definatly nothing I would want my daughter to be watching. This world concentrates too much on appearance. What happend to inner beauty and being proud of who you are?

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