Have you been waiting with bated breath, on pins and needles, your mind jumping from thought to thought, toes tapping with anxiety & fingers fidgeting with anticipation, just waiting, waiting, WAITING to read the Mercury’s web exclusive review of Ghost Rider? Well, shit! WHO HASN’T?!

Well, Lance Chess’ assessment of the film is right here, folks. And—holy shit—WHAT? GHOST RIDER FIGHTS A HELICOPTER?! Oh, SHIT YES! See you assholes later. I’m going over to Lloyd Cinemas right this second.

Ker-POW! Ghost Rider’s gonna PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE!