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Friday, February 9, 2007

Misc Going to Jail? Call Dr. Prison!

Posted by Chas Bowie on Fri, Feb 9 at 3:02 PM

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If I ever get busted for the numerous felonies I commit on the daily, I’m definitely calling this guy!

Have you or someone you know been accused and/or convicted of a crime and face possible incarceration? Does the thought of time in prison scare the hell out of you? Regardless of what you may have seen on TV or in the movies, prison is a completely different reality than you are used to. For someone going into prison for the first time, overwhelming is an understatement; prison is downright DANGEROUS for a first-timer. The only way to have any confidence in surviving prison is knowing how to act, and what to expect. Dr. Prison gives you this knowledge, and knowledge is the key!

Whether you’re rich, poor, old, young, famous or an average Joe, Dr. Prison wants to give you the know-how to get through prison. Dr. Prison knows prison life, not as a mere spectator like a lawyer or judge, but as someone who has served extensive time in several prisons. Dr. Prison’s consultation is not based on some “prison logic” from television or movies, but personal experience with enduring all facets of prison life. Furthermore, the information, knowledge, and educated advice from Dr. Prison will not merely give you confidence; it WILL save your life.

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