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Friday, February 16, 2007

News Good Morning, News!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on Fri, Feb 16 at 9:04 AM

Basketball player Tim Hardaway refuses to play with gays, NBA refuses to play with him, banishing him from the All-Star game.

Lawmakers in North Dakota refuse to sign a bill honoring U2’s Bono for his humanitarian efforts. I refuse because his best friend calls himself “The Edge.”

Judge orders Anna Nicole Smith’s remains to be embalmed; Michael Jackson still awaiting his turn.

Scarlett Johansson wins prestigious (?) Hasty Pudding Award; Tries to look less attractive; Succeeds.

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1

Bono link pasted twice

ATTEMPT FAILED!

Posted by Alex-jon | February 16, 2007 9:35 AM

2

I beg to differ... Scarlett could smear dog shit on her forehead and still manage to look hot.

Posted by TKrueg | February 16, 2007 9:45 AM

3

Is that your fetish, TK?

Ewww

Posted by Alex-jon | February 16, 2007 9:47 AM

4

"Tries to look unattractive, succeeds!"

I love you WM. STEVEN HUMPHREY!

Posted by Suz | February 16, 2007 10:18 AM

5

Humpy attempts to repair faulty Anna Nicole link; SUCCEEDS!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey | February 16, 2007 10:31 AM

6

I love you, humpy!

Posted by Alex-jon | February 16, 2007 10:32 AM

7

You know it, baby

Posted by TKrueg | February 16, 2007 10:35 AM

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