Did YOU steal Prairie High School’s 7-foot falcon costume last Friday night? FALCON: Preyed on by thieves…

The costume, valued at $3000, was stolen Friday night from the car of its wearer, 17-year-old Jeremy Kenny, which he’d left in the parking lot of the Trader Joe’s on NW Glisan.

Kenny tells Blog Town: “I really liked it. It was cool. I was kind of bummed to have it stolen, and I can’t imagine who would want to steal a giant falcon suit.”

Are you kidding, Jeremy, that thing is COOL! We’d steal it in a second, if we were drunk enough. Anyone with information should call Crimestoppers at 823-HELP. And remember: crime is no laughing matter. Heeee heeee heeee heeee.