Though I usually avoid these “News of the Weird” stories, this one blew my mind. In Japan, there’s an organization of celibate men who call themselves the JAPAN CHERRY BOYS, and according to this report, they have decided to start having sex with women in order to “do their bit to curb the nation’s dramatically declining birth rate.” The only problem? The guys admit knowing little to nothing about women. Here’s their plan…

“First and foremost, we study. To make sure we have an anatomical background of women, we all draw pictures of female genitalia and critique them,” says Nobuyoshi Watanabe, president and founder of the male virgins’ club. “We had one guy who just drew a straight line and said, ‘I’m finished.’ That’s how little we all know. It’s really pathetic.”

Watanabe says other male virgins practice judo throws so they can hurl their favorite gal to the ground, and a group of 50 club members went on a tour of Tokyo’s trendy Shibuya district in the hope of picking up somebody off the streets - a fruitless search, as it turned out.

Sigh, I only wish these guys could take the Mercury’s SEX SURVEY online now for your enjoyment! Maybe they could learn a thing or two…