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Thursday, February 1, 2007

Sports Mercury wins media basketball tournament at the Rosegarden

Posted by Matt Davis on Thu, Feb 1 at 12:46 PM

That’s right. We WON! Beating all 15 other teams in the tournament! I still can’t believe it!!! Can you?? I’d like to thank team captain, Ezra “Jewbacca” Caraeff, and our two super-strong starters Danny “The Vanilla Chinchilla” Seim, and Matthew “Fuji Bear” Sessler for leading the charge with some killer plays. Sweet passing, and raining down dunks—driving the lane, hustling with the best of em. I swear, that Blazers scout was looking pretty interested up in row 51. Ultimately, however, it was left to yours truly, the “butcher on the bench” to seal the deal. Incredible: Ps.We didn’t really win. But those ringers from Koin 6 better watch out next year, when we’ve really honed our moves…

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You have brought shame to my legacy.

the pick and roll has never looked worse. It's nice that you let the retarded kid score once.

retard.

The retarded kid substituted himself immediately after scoring.

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