So what’s the plan this weekend, kids? Chris Cooper and Ryan Phillippe spy it up in Breach, a bunch of people off themselves in The Bridge, and some dorky kids delve into goofy fantasy/Christianity with Bridge to Terabithia.

Meanwhile, Drew Barrymore, who is super hot but has a retard for an agent, continues her downward spiral in Music and Lyrics; Will Oldham follows up the great Old Joy with the so-so The Guatemalan Handshake; and Cinema 21 shows a bunch of Oscar-nominated shorts. (Reviews for those films are here.) Oh, and also, Tyler Perry does his I-don’t-screen-films-for-critics-because-I’m-so-ridiculously-
successful-with-middle-aged-African-American-
women-moviegoers-that-I-don’t-need-mainstream-exposure thing with Daddy’s Little Girls. And: PIFF continues.

I will be going to two films this weekend: Ghost Rider, which I’m 99.99 percent sure is going to be really fucking fun, and Serenity, at the Laurelhurst, the film that I never shut up about because I love it so goddamn much. Here’s the trailer for Serenity. (Christ, I wish there was a one-song limit on music used for previews. It sounds like whoever hacked this one together [trust me, the film’s better than the trailer implies] had their iTunes on shuffle.)