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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Film RAMBO IS SO AWESOME!

Posted by Erik Henriksen on Thu, Feb 22 at 2:15 PM

FINALLY! Shooting begins TOMORROW on the new Rambo movie!

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According to the story line posted by the film crew, Rambo is hired by Christian missionaries while working as a snake hunter in Thailand to deliver medical and religious supplies to the persecuted Karens of Burma. The missionaries are captured and Rambo is saddled with the job of rescuing the surviving missionaries.

Rambo? As a SNAKE HUNTER? Rescuing HELPLESS AND DUMB MISSIONARIES? In THAILAND? RAMBO?! Shit yes.

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coughGhostRidercough

Posted by chas | February 22, 2007 3:06 PM

Hey, don't be so hard on the guy, Chas! Even I thought Ghost Rider was going to be awesome. How wrong we were, back in those halcyon days. How very, very wrong.

RAMBO IV, ASSHOLES! I'M COMIN' FOR YA! IT'S GONNA BE LIKE DEMOLITION MAN ALL OVER AGAIN! CHAS I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! PLANET HOLLYWOOD! APOLLO CREED! STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT! AARRRRRGGGH!

Posted by John Rambo | February 22, 2007 3:16 PM

Brings me back to the closing scene from First Blood. Stallone's teary-eyed "war is hell" riff on Brian Denehy. Amazing shit.

Posted by Wags | February 23, 2007 11:58 AM

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