I am habitually late to work. Like, if I show up by 11, I’m pretty proud of myself. I’m unsure why I’m so chronically tardy; part of it has to do with insomnia, part of it has to do with me being surprisingly confused and flustered by everyday tasks (getting dressed, taking showers, turning on motor vehicles, etc.), and part of it has to do with me listening to nothing but horrible Jimmy Buffett albums for a significant portion of my formative years, which permanently set my internal clock to somewhere between “Doesn’t Give a Fuck” and “Time for Margaritas!”

Nevertheless, I aim to improve. And I think Clocky is just the thing to help me.

Videos of Clocky in action (featuring Clocky’s HOT inventor!) are here and here.