For those who are sentimental about this sort of thing (AND THAT WOULD BE ME), the series finale of my fave teen drama in the world, THE O.C. is tonight (Fox, 9 pm). While I’m sure it will be stomach-churning and sappy/morose, it had better include the following things that every good O.C. episode should have:
1) Ryan knocking someone into a pool (preferably at a fancy dinner party).
2) Kiki falling into an alcoholic stupor.
3) Julie boning… let’s see, who’s left… okay, Seth.
4) Summer taking off her shirt one more time.
5) Taylor Townsend taking off ANYTHING one more time.
6) Marissa being killed one more time. ( I really hated her.)
7) And Luke returning to bust Ryan in the mouth, and say, “Welcome to the O.C., bitch.”

Here’s the original scene that started it all! (SOB! They look so young and stupid!)