A couple of film events that’re going down today didn’t get to us in time for publication:

Valentine’s Day Hangover Film Festival
Clinton St. Theater, 2522 SE Clinton
7 pm, $6

“Two hours of sad, sad, sad films,” screened because even though “your Valentine’s Day was a crapfest, it could be worse.” Films include the 30-minute-long Cipher in the Snow, about a young boy who dies of loneliness (we watched this in my seventh grade health class!), and 1977’s made-for-TV The Death of Richie.

The Cantankerous Titles & Obscure Ephemera, Vol. I DVD
Free Geek, 1712 SE 10th
7:30 pm, FREE

“A short film collection in which local movie-maker, ‘zinester, and Microcosm founder Joe Biel offers up four of his unique ‘talkumentaries’ on American life.” Included: “Martinis in the Bike Lane,” which “looks at Portland’s city-commissioned ‘bike guy’ silhouettes seen in bike lanes across town, and shows city workers adding their own touches without official mandate,” and “Of Dice and Men,” a look at ‘the culture surrounding the Risk board game and how it relates to imperialism.”