This is the weekend that determines WHO YOU ARE, Portland moviegoers.

Are you going to hang out with your parents’ rich friends at the Portland International Film Festival, or are you going to get some nachos and a Coke and watch Eddie Murphy pretend to be a fat woman in Norbit? (Or are you going to do like I’M hoping to do, and CHECK OUT BOTH? If so, I warn you that your mind is going to be SO BLOWN.)

Other options: The continued beating of the dead horse that is the Hannibal Lecter franchise (check out our web-exclusive review of Hannibal Rising), or ye olde ’90s classic Reality Bites at the Laurelhurst, or ye old ’80s classic Valley Girl at the Clinton.

So what’s it gonna be? Huh? Huh? HUH?

Also, this still from Norbit is my favorite picture of anything ever.